Meet Vittles.

Hey there. Welcome to my log of Vittles, a Sorceress in Diablo II. I only play her at home, which means she doesn't get lots of play time. I mostly play D2 at work during lunch or when I just need a break. I have three small kids and a frisky wife at home, so I actually don't play much here. But when I do, I play Vittles.

Vittles was semi-randomly created using the random-number generator over at Random.org. I could go into the whole "rules" behind my semi-random process, but they're kinda detailed and boring. Maybe at some point I'll post them on a separate page for posterity.

I'm not gonna lie; Vittles kinda got the shit end of the stick on her first skill roll. She rolled Telekenesis. So now she has to max out Telekenesis before she can roll a second skill. She won't be able to do that until she hits Level 26. Sucks! She's going to have to fight Normal Diablo (in all likelihood) armed with a merc and a spell that maxes out at 20-21 damage. Ugh.

The good news is that she rolled an Act 2 Thorns merc. She can't pick him up until Nightmare, of course, so until then she gets a Rogue merc for Act I Normal, then an Act 2 Prayer merc, before getting her Thorns merc. That should help a lot for late-game struggles.

She just finished Act I Normal, so my next post will be about that. Oh, and here's a pic of her having just pwned Andariel's nipply ass. She's holding a staff that she just found. It gives her +1 to Chilling Armor - handy.